Deliver Us From Liberals (DUFL) began in late 2007 and was meant to be a place where conservatives and non-liberal thinking Americans could unite, commiserate, and discuss politics with a snarky twist. As time went by we started to dabble in various products that would help identify each other in a crowd, in traffic, at work, and with our neighbors. We have morphed more towards a venture that is unabashedly capitalist in nature, hell, we like making money, while being able to provide information and commentary on politics, and we also love to sound off with sarcasm.
The new look was either a stroke of evil genius or of divine inspiration, depending on your political leanings. Here's a hint:
It's a parody of a certain website that touts lots of hope and change. We're the antithesis to that website, and our products combat the liberal message shoved down our collective gullets. While liberals will be talking about how they're "In" we'll be shouting we're "Out". No, dude, that does not mean we're coming out of any freaking closet! And before some moron starts claiming "homophobia" shut your trap, we don't really care if you are in or out of any closet, we're just saying that isn't what this is all about. It means we're out, like when your wife's idiot cousin asks you to do something stupid like going to a drum circle and you say "I'm out" while walking away shaking your head worrying if that was in your kids gene pool.
We are not politically correct, as you've probably figured out by now. We don't apologize for our beliefs, and we really don't like liberals. We love our families, work hard for a living, and appreciate a good joke.
You'll notice that there are no links to your left because we will never ask you to go left, but if you look to your right you'll find the "featured product" of the week along with other cool stuff. Be sure to check out the new shirt, we think you'll love it and liberals will hate it. Remember to vote in our poll before you go, we want to know how many liberals actually visit the site.
We will be featuring a Liberal of the Week, (it's too bad we couldn't get this website launched earlier because that dick, Anthony Weiner, would've probably been have been our first). If you have a suggestion submit it with a link, if possible, and don't forget to sound off as to why you think they should be featured, give us a good laugh or snarky comment!
The Quote of the Week could be a liberal or conservative, depending on who had the best sound bite or headline in the news. We hope we get a lot of submissions, please remember to include who said it, we're smart, but we're not mind readers.
The Picture of the Week could be a cartoon or a photo, whatever catches your eye, but please, no nude photos, (okay, so maybe it was a good thing we weren't launched during Weinergate)! Remember, when you submit your suggestions for the POTW just submit a link to the photo or cartoon. Or post it on Facebook or Tweet it to us.
Conservative commentary can be funny, witty, and sarcastic; it also drives liberals nuts. Our bloggers, "Nobama" and "Bite Me" won't be parroting the lame stream media propaganda, or talking points of the left. We don't recommend drinking your morning coffee while reading Nobama's politically incorrect, no holds barred commentary. Bite Me will be bitingly sarcastic, and may even make you turn red with the puns and jokes. Their job is to keep you coming back for more (and honestly, we hope you'll buy more DUFL gear while you are here). We also will periodically have guest bloggers lined up; Erin Holding is writing as we speak and wait until you hear her take on gun runners!
While you're here, take a look around, try out the different links, sign up for our email and of course, visit the store!